Welcome
You've located the Agency, your premier source for solutions to
all your problems. Whether your problem is mundane or magical,
at the Grimm Agency, we have the resources to resolve it so you can
continue your happily ever after with the least inconvenience.*
News
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An unauthorized account of Agency matters is currently in
circulation. The events represented in this book grossly
mischaracterize the Fairy Godfather as stingy, power hungry,
mildly insane, and unfeeling. He wishes to make it clear that he
is not unfeeling.
- We're delighted to offer a two-for-one special on breaking
enchantments. If you've been holding on to that frog prince,
now is the time to bring him in. Our enchanters can reverse almost
all forms of transformation. If your enchantment can't be
broken, our chefs will make you a meal to remember.
- Until the equinox, all travel between realms will be subject
to additonal screening. If you haven't had a mammogram or
rectal cancer screening, the medical professionals who maintain
our transport safety will be happy to check that off your list.
- Tip of the day: Don't turn away that old woman who offers
you a single rose! While roses from old people seeking shelter
often harbor disease, slamming the door on a senior citizen
caught in a storm can result in damage to your
door and an unsightly mess. An Agent would be happy to assist for
appropriate fees. Offer to put up the old woman at the
local motel and call us while you still can!
*The Grimm Agency does not offer wishes.
If you desire a wish, our staff can provide a map detailing a number of
local wells,
arrange astronomy trips, and or birthday celebrations. Anyone caught
demanding a wish will be subject to the whims of gravity after being
tossed out the window. Gravity is not to be trifled with.