Employment Opportunities at the Grimm Agency

The Grimm Agency

For all your Happily Ever After Needs

Agents

The Agency is always accepting applications for agents. An ideal candidate will posess grace under fire, a resistance to fire, and the ability to start fire with basic farm implements.

If conditions such as presence of family who might miss you, or a morbid fear of death would prevent you from performing adequately, please note on your application form.

Take the Agency Apptitude test to find out how you can become part of our team

Agents are expected to work a variety of schedules, starting at seven days a week and working up from there.  Experience with weapons and or spells is a plus, but not required.

The ideal agent is a crack shot, a deadly negotiator, and fluent in all major forms of spellcraft.  The ability to fashion deadly weapons from cottonballs, construction paper and glue is a plus.

Contractors

The Agency welcomes employees from all paths and professions.  We believe the work fo a master craftsman is a spell of its own kind, and bill our clients accordingly. As a contractor, the ability to go without sleep, food, or oxygen will be mandatory.  Random drug testing is required to ensure all contractors are appropriately managing pain of a physical or emotional nature. Contractors are responsible for bringing their own food and first aid supplies, except for "Free Bandage Fridays."

Take the Agency Apptitude test to find out how you can become part of our team